Long Posts.
There are a lot of people out there who think that the blog posts I write are too long. You will like this one, because I’ll keep it brief by reminding you, you’re not the reason I do this.
I’m not going to edit my interior monologue. You don’t like it, don’t read it.
PS: You’re wrong about people not reading long form content or not having the time/attention span to devote to feature length posts. And I’ve got the traffic stats to prove it.
Snark Attack 
Too short
You would benefit from an editor though. You post is two paras too long. It would have had more impact if you’d stopped at “you’re not the reason I do this.”
Nice idea for a post. But the last two paras weaken it for me.